Thursday, September 10, 2009

Treats! and tiny Produce!

Last week a large Army of tiny tomatoes entered my library. They gathered downstairs, where they were attacked and devoured by my devoted staff. HA! I showed 'em who's boss.

They looked kind of like these guys, without the green stuff:

Evil tiny Produce.
I will have to talk to certain Assistant Assistant Bosses (you know who you are) about bringing these dangerous things into my library. It's becoming an epidemic.

Here I am, on the lookout for more contraband Produce:

Come out, come out, wherever you are!
On a separate and much more Important note--I have discovered where every can of Treats is located! If you look very closely at the photo below, you can see that a can of treats is hidden under the pad of paper. My Staff people try very hard to hide the fact that they Bribe me for special attention (like purrs and headbutts and belly exposure), but I know the Treats are there.

Ah HA!
I would like to take a minute to thank all of my new friends who have been visiting my Blog. It makes me purr whenever a Cat stops by to say HI! I will try to get caught up with all of my furriends soon!

Purrs,

Tober

15 comments:

JC said...

Most importantly ... did you get any of those treats ?

Tuck said...

You are a great investicat! They can't sneak anything past you!!

SeaThreePeeO said...

Those tomatoes look deadly!

Did you get to have any treats? We know where the treats are hidden around here too.

However we get into trouble for helping ourselves!

brandi said...

Once again mama wishes there was a library cat at our neighborhood library. *sigh* she says.
What am I? Chopped spinach??

Laila and Minchie said...

Those little tomatoes look like great cat toys!

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

Uhm, they may be bribing you but it sounds like you are taking the bribes, too? With respect to the little, round tomatoes, you should give them a second thought - they make great hockey pucks! You should see how far they shoot across the room!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yes, always know where the treats are hidden.

our journey to ivf said...

aha! no treat is safe when we felines is around!!! good job with the sniffer.

-us4gatos

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow I can't believe that much produce made it into the Library. Did you at least get to bat some around like a ball - that is always fun for my kitties to do. And I think it is funny that you found all the treats - the question is will the staff move them now that you know where the are?

Cat with a Garden said...

Hi Tober! We wanted to say hi to you too. You have a mighty impawtant job there, no wonder they bribe you with treats. Nice to meet you!
Purrs, Siena & Chilli

Percy the Cat said...

Hi Tober!
Good thing your AABs got rid of all that produce! We have some of that round here but it lives in the fridge, out of our way. :)

What kind of treats do they bribe you with? my favourite is chicken liver! (and Pandora's favourite is anything with fish.)

The Kitty Krew said...

Good for you, for sniffing out where all the treats are! You're such a smart library cat.

We agree that those red things look like they'd make great toys for whapping around on floors and other surfaces! MOL

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Poppy Q said...

I am like you Tober, I prefer treats to tomatoes.

Junior and Orion said...

Treats are the best!!!!!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

hi, tober! nice ta meetcha!! you is furry lucky to live inna liberry--all the best peoples go there, an' most of them likes kitties!

we likes maters (as they are called here inna ozarks), though, an' it'd be a tough call whevver ta nom them 'steada treats, acause they're plenty fun ta bat around--they roll all funny--an' then get juicy an' tender!!

purrs an' best fishes frum
ed, nitro, xing lu, an' iggy