Some of you may remember Garden Tober. He lived in the Library's Secret Garden for a very long time.
Well, I am Sad to report that Garden Tober has been replaced. He was mortally wounded while defending the Garden from Ice and Snow. (Actually his ear broke off and he looked tacky so AB Karen said to put him in the trash.)
I commanded that my staff replace him so that I was properly represented in the Outside World. They brought a very handsome concrete cat for the Garden and put my "Tober" necklace on him.
But then one of my AABs looked out the window this morning and saw this:
What happened here? Did someone covet my beautiful necklace? Were they trying to make Garden Tober II look goofy? I made AAB Photographer go out and put the necklace on properly. Soon I will contact CSI: Thorntown to discover who perpetrated this shenanigan! I will fine them one (1) skid-load of Temptations--the catnip flavor ones--and two (2) ethernet cords for their misbehavior!
But until then I will look handsome and purposesly not-pose with my picture:
How long do you think it would take me to eat a skid-load of Temptations? How many are in a skid-load?
Doing lots of maths,