Wednesday, June 22, 2011

It's that time of year again.

Today I got The Flea Stuff. Apparently it's the time of year for those nasty and vile things to come around again, so I'm forced to endure these monthly assaults. I mean, treatments.

I hate it with all of the furs on my mancatly body--even the gross ones that currently have The Flea Stuff on them.

AAB Christine (who, if you recall, I FIRED last month) did this to me. This is the Mad-face I gave her when she tried to make up with me:

She is crying in her office now.

On the brighter (but not by much) side, I found a good use for my Storm Shelter. My AAB Cathie very thoughtfully made this for me because I do NOT like thunderboomers. She thought it would be safer for me to stay in a Storm Shelter, since I usually tuck myself into the stairs during storms.

But, since I am a Cat, I have to do the opposite of what is expected. So I've never used it before. Until today:

(The "Mean Staff" refers to AAB Mean Christine, not AAB Thoughtful and Kind Cathie.) The Shelter made an excellent retreat from the awful apologies, whines, and sniffles that were emanating from my ex-AAB once she realized I've decided to Fire her again. (Maybe this time it will sink in.)

Feeling gross, but

Flea-Free is the Way to Be,



Stella said...

Hi Tober,

My Cat, Ali Zophia, also known as
Zkhat, wrote about you and linked to your blog today.

See what you think!


ellie said...

Poor Tober! We kitties totally understand this dreadful deed that is inflicted on us kitties!! Still, the dreaded treatment is far better than nasty little hopping critters making us itch! Love your hideout box :)

Oskar said...

Oh Tober I have to get thos nasty treatments too. Great job on letting them know who is boss though.

Nubbin wiggles,

Sparkle said...

I can't believe AAB Christine did that to you after you fired her, Tober! You would think she would learn not to cross you. She needs to take lessons from AAB Cathie.

The Island Cats said...

Man, Tober, we're sorry you had to go through that. But being flea-free may be worth it.

Katnip Lounge said...

Tober, we think you may need to examine your Firements...usually the employee is supposed to go away! Although we have a feeling you like to Boss as many Humans as possible. We do.
You should move your Library and storm shelter to Las Vegas, we Do Not have fleas here.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You've really gotta train those humans...

Cats of Wildcat Woods said...

We hate the flea stuff to but it works! Great shelter. we are having a party today - do stop by!

Junior and Orion said...

We are very lucky because we don't get fleas here. We do however have ticks, if you go to the right places.

We are sorry you have to have that nasty stuff, but we do want you flea free!

We like your Mean Stuff shelter.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Whatever happened to "once fired, always fired?" Seems like your authority is being challenged. Guess this will become a monthly You're Fired and I'm Staying battle.

Kitikata-san said...

Yeah, you look really mad there Tober. That's right, no more smelly icky flea stuff.

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

You just reminded us that it's nasty flea season already. We hate fleas!