Remember how I said I was looking out for more Treachery? Here it is!
And no, we can't just have normal birds in here--not the small, pretty, snack-sized birds. We need huge, monstrous, terrifying scary-birds.
The first bird is a juvenile bald eagle. We've had it for a while, and that's okay. It's in a box. It can't get me.
It's also in a very relaxed, non-threatening, I've-just-eaten-a-big-meal-and-can't-possibly-eat-a-cat position.
Now, today, thanks to the Boone County Conservation League, we have a red-tailed hawk. The staff ladies seem to be all in a tizzy about it (the good kind, like when you bring them chocolate), but I don't trust it one bit:
First problem? It's not in a box. Second problem? It looks like it might want to eat me. Third problem? I am a Brave Tough Mancat and it makes me want to go cower in my litter box. (I can't believe I just said that to the whole Internets.)
I would have a better close-up picture of it, but my AAB Photographer is
Be glad.
So how will I cope with this new development?
If you need me, I'll be NOT near the bird.
Nervous Purrs,
Tober
9 comments:
You poor kitty! They do look like they could swoop down on you and eat you. But you are safe in your hidey-hole.
I'd go check him out, myself! Does he really belong there!?
Tober,
Here's what you do. Have one of your AABs get a bungee cord, attach one end to the wall and the other to the winged terror's ankle (does it have an ankle?) or somewhere above the talons. Then, when it tries to swoop down to grab you, it will bounce backwards to its perch. Pretty slick, and potentially hilarious.
You made the right choice, Tober
They look creepy !!!!
Tober, if that birdie trys to getyou, you let us know and we will teleport over to help you take him out!
OMC!!! That thing is frightening! Can't they put it somewhere else? Like somewhere where you will never have to see it?
Bea and Buttons are on their way to help u sort out the bird problem! Although that Hawk looks pretty big and powerful!
Oh dear, that creature up there is not friendly to the feline set. Poor Tober.
Tober, you should get one of those chicken muzzles talked about in the July, 1938 issue of "Mechanix Illustrated." Here's the URL showing a picture of the article: http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/MechanixIllustrated/7-1938/lrg_chicken_muzzle.jpg
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