Today I looked at the wipey-board and noticed this:
While I have become more, um, robust during my first few months as library cat, I think this is a serious exaggeration. Look at that tiny head! My head is not that tiny! And that stubby tail, and those froot-bat ears!
The frown is spot-on.
|(Okay, maybe the ears are, too.)|
So far I have heard the words stout, robust, rotund, portly, chubby, heavy, whispered as I pass by (or as I'm lying in a sun-beam, being admired by visitors). Of course, I also hear sweet, friendly, outgoing, handsome, lucky, and awesome. So as long as there's some recognition for my awesomeness, I guess I can put up with critiques about my waistline.
Large and In Charge,