Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Forgiven

Today I have Forgiven the People-Counter Census Taker Mr. David. (I have left his last name off to protect his Identity from people and Cats who may still be Upset with him for putting me out.)

Why do I forgive Mr. David for his terrible offense against Librarycatdomhood?

Firstly, he was just trying to be nice and "reunite" me with my Enemy Oreo. This means he had honorable, if severely misguided, intentions.

Secondly, he was obviously unaware of my Bosshood of Thorntown Public Library. (I know, this one is a little far-fetched, but why else would he cast me out of the Library?)

Thirdly, he proved his Sorryness by bringing me a bribe an apology:

*nom nom nom*
Fourthly, Whiskas Temptations are some of my Most Favorite treats in the whole wide world! *nom nom nom*

So Mr. David, you are officially Forgiven. You will probably sleep lots better and have happier dreams.

Headbutts and stinky treat-breath,

Tober

17 comments:

JC said...

Now that's a way to say your sorry...did he bring a dozen ?

Katnip Lounge said...

Tober, we are glad that Mr. David's misunderstandings have been rectified and atoned for. Treats are an acceptable offering, we think.
XX Lounge Kats

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh we totally can't forgive him - unless he sends us some temptations too! No, we are kidding. We believe he was trying to be nice and probably thought you were trapped inside. And the peace offering is great too.

But we still think the signs were a good idea!

Keiko said...

Hello and nice to meet you!
I can't help melt at the sight of Temptations... that's the purrfect way to apologise isn't it?

The Island Cats said...

Well, it was only right that Mr. David apologized appropriately.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ah yes, that kind of bribe works well...it shows he has seen the error of his ways.

Laila and Minchie said...

Mr. David can come to our house and let us out anytime if he brings us temptations as a forgiving treat!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, that's an effective bribe, if ever we saw one.

Cat Mandu said...

Tober, I am glad you are safe inside. I generally don't like treats, but Mom got me a bag that looks just like yours, and I like one every day (one treat, not one bag)!
Mandu

Junior and Orion said...

Well, that was very good of him to make apologies....and what a wonderful apology!

Tuck said...

You are much more forgiving than I am. I think he should be punished!!

Cats in Trees said...

You have a good heart, Tober. (And a full stomach) So we will forgive him too for his unforgivable offence.

Cat Mandu said...

Tober, thanks so much for your inspiring comment on my blog. Secretly, both Mom and Dad see my creativity as a plus. By the way, I am tired of those Temptation things already. I think I'll just stick to my Science Diet.
Your Friend, Mandu

Sónia Mendes said...

Hi Tober, nice to meet you. Can I be your friend?

Purrs from Gotchi

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

You're a nice boy, Tober, to forgive him. Smart guy to bring you treats!

Charlemagne and Tamar

The Kitty Krew said...

Tober, that was good of you to accept Mr. David's apology, and good of him to apologize in such a profound manner. Well done of him not to use just empty words! We went back and read of your horrible ordeal and are shuddering at what you went through. You poor poor dear!

We like going Outside occasionally, but only when carefully snoopervised, we stay near the house, and The Mommy must leave the door open so we can run back Inside if any noise startles us. It's safer that way...

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Madi and Mom said...

Mr Tober Madi and I was horrified to ead that you had been put outside.
OMC our worst fear come true.
Thank goodness your friends inside realized you were missing. You were smart to hide in the bushes.
The signs are a very good idea,
Madi and Mom