So why do people have to take Vacations? I have heard many reasons, and none of them make any sense to me.
1. To get away. From what? I am a certified wasp-finder, so there is nothing scary chasing anyone in my Library.
2. To relax. Okay. . . what is more relaxing than cuddling with a warm, soggy, purring, handsome cat?
3. To recharge. I have already learned that library workers run on coffee and chocolate, so why don't we just have more of that?
4. To visit distant lands. I have ridden in a car before, and I don't see why anyone would ever want to do that. Everything they need is right here in Thorntown. . . especially Cat Love.
5. To visit with other people. Why don't they just have the people visit them here? They could introduce us, and I could get even more Tummy Rubbings and Treats.
6. To seek out entertainment. They work in a Library with exciting books and DVDs and internet access and me. They have all the entertainment they could wish for.
In conclusion, I believe that Vacations are absolutely Unnecessary for staff people who are lucky enough to work for a Cat (me) in beautiful Thorntown, Indiana.
As Boss, I hereby abolish Vacations at Thorntown Public Library.
Any leisure time can be spent giving me hugs and rubbing my tummy and fetching my apples from the floor. These are very fun, relaxing, and refreshing activities, and my staff will stay close so I can have my breakfast and supper on time.
In the picture above, I am very happily having my breakfast on time. (Thank you, Becki.)
Working with me is a Vacation,
Tober
8 comments:
So, Tober, when do you get your vacation? But then again living in the library is like a vacation, right?
We think your staff should take staycations instead!
Tober, youz should have one of youz secretaries type up your thoughts 'bout vacationz an' put it up in da library so no one ebber furgets☺
What you say makes perfect sense to us, Tober! Tell it like it is...
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
I agree entirely. The staff have everything they need right with you. These excuses they keep offering are very feeble.
Well said, Tober! We are aghast you almost had brunch. Do abolish these human vacations before this becomes a habit.
Oh Tober if I worked there I would never take a vacation - it seems like a wonderful place to be, especially with such a great kitty boss!
We don't understand vacation either. Our Meowm takes a couple a year. Maybe we should come stay with you next time our Meowm leaves.
I feel your pain Tober! My humans just got back from a vacation. I didn't like it at all...
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