Let me tell you, fellow Cats, by the time these ladies are done pushing the Furnitures back and forth and all around, I won't know where anything is anymore. I should have known something was up when Assistant Boss Karen started running about with a yardstick.
Here I am being Perturbed for two reasons: #1--There used to be a Cart That Never Moved here and #2--An ironing board?
So my AAB Linda W. must have decided that my Extreme Handsomeness was just too much to bear, because she moved Away to a super-secret office of her very own. It is Downstairs and she is far away now but she comes to visit and I can visit her if I move very stealthily. Then AAB Christine went "Hey! A desk!" and moved into Linda's old desk. Then AAB Cathie went "Hey! A desk!" and moved into Christine's old desk.
Then AAB Bonnie moved herself and her desk Away to the processing office so that AAB Linda P. wouldn't be lonesome. Then Cathie's Old desk moved into the office with AABs Bonnie and Linda P. so that AAB Ritchie could have a real desk with more than one drawer.
Then we got a WHOLE NEW AAB, and guess what? She is a Kathy but with a K. She lives in the youth department, and she is a Cat Person! (Miss Kathy with a K is our new Youth Department Head. AAB Chris the Brave--remember the wasp?--is spending time with her grandchildren but promised to visit, so we are happy for her being happy even though we will miss her.)
So then AAB Britta decided that she didn't want everyone else to have all the Fun, so she got a new desk that fits better in her Young Adult room. She put all of her desk-things onto this cart. . .
. . . and then found out that the desk wouldn't be delivered for two more days.
As Boss and Supervisor of the library, I decided to lay low during this moving craziness.
As a reward for my patience with this whole moving process, I have been presented with a New and More Mancatly Feline Training Device Box:
Please note that it does NOT have flames or racing stripes as I suggested. But it is Not Pink, which is good enough for me.
PS--So far my Litterbox and Dining facilities have remained unmoved, which is a very Good Thing.
Goodness there's a lot of moving and shaking going on at the library Tober.
We're glad that you finally got a more mancatly box.
Now that is more than any cat should have to endure. Things should be kept in their place -- unless we decide to move them. Never, ever should humans move things without our permission.
Huh. Hoomins are so odd, always moving things around! You're very wise to keep paws and tail out of the way, Toby.
Tober, you just have to understand humans just aren't like cats, and they have compulsions to change things around, which cats never do. At least their changes got you a more mancatly box.
Goodness!!! What craziness you have had to put up with Tober!! We hope you got extra treats after all the moving was done! AND we hope you find another cart to hang out under!
You will have to Put your Paw Down! All this rearranging is Too Much.
Utilize your Extreme Handsomness and demand to have things your way.
Thanks goodness the "IN" & "OUT" facilities are in the correct places.
Don't these humans know us kitties DO NOT like change! You seem to be handling it very well, Tober.
That is a very Mancatly new Feline Training Device box you have there. We would like our mum to get us one too.
And our mum tells us that we will soon be finding out some new arrangements too! We will be moving and we will have a whole new place to explore.
I have device box just like that one too! I got toys and brushes and goodies. It is a great box!
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