Barb L. just doesn't know when to quit. I try to tell her that I'm just not a trick cat. I ignore her, give her the cold shoulder, and try to express how much I don't want to be a trained circus cat. But unfortunately for me, Barb is a very persuasive human.
Which is why this happened:
|Not gonna do it. Nope.|
|Why can't we just stick with the high five...|