Wednesday, October 16, 2019
Coincidence? I think not! The fact that Global Cat Day and National Boss Day coincide on the same day seems like even more evidence to me that cats really were meant to rule the world. I mean, really, who doesn't want a cat for a boss? Okay, okay, I know there are a few people out there who think that cats really wouldn't be suited for the job, but in my personal opinion cats make excellent bosses. I have a feeling my predecessor, Tober, would agree with me.
Speaking of Tober and cats being bosses, I have been wondering something. Tober, who was an amazing boss from what I hear, was promoted to boss of the library after working here for three months. I have been working here for over three years and have yet to be promoted to boss. Hmmm.... I do have cool business cards with my name, handsome picture, and title on them, but I have to imagine they would look that much cooler if they said "Resident Library Cat and Boss" on them.
Just an idea anyways.
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
It has been brought to my attention that I need to get out of the office more. Apparently there are rumors circulating the library (hahaha a library pun) that I am not a real cat but am actually a STATUE! I know I take lots of cat naps, but I didn't think I slept so much or so still that people think I'm not actually a real cat.
While there is a statue of a cat upstairs that bears a striking resemblance of me (not near as handsome though), I would like to kindly remind everyone that the statue and I are not the same cat.
I'm going to have to do some more thinking on this, until then-
|Do I look real to you?|