Friday, August 10, 2012

Being Rotten

AAB Britta ate some Starburst candies today and left the wrappers in her trashcan.

I LOVE Posty-notes, gum wrappers, library receipts, and sticker papers.  Well, guess what?  Starburst wrappers are a lot like sticker papers!!!

To get to the tasty wrappers, I had to be sneaky.  First I knocked over the trashcan.  Then I took a surreptitious (that's Fancy-Pants for "stealthy") glance around the office to be sure I couldn't be spotted. 

Then I did some investigating to see what treasures the trashcan might hold.

Ooooh, a wrapper!  Smells like orange flavor!

Then I paused to let that one digest a little.

Then I fished out another wrapper!  I'm so happy AAB Britta likes Starbursts!

That one would have been tasty, too, but AAB Party Pooper took it away from me.  She said ONE candy wrapper paper is enough for one day, and that my love of candy wrappers (and other papers) will make me urp.  But I still managed to make a mess. 

The aftermath:

Do you want to know a secret?  AAB Party Pooper might think she's all strict and stuff, but guess what she did with the other tasty Starburst wrapper. . . Guess!

She threw it in her little trashcan.  Hee hee!

*nom nom nom*



Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are glad they limit you Tober! We don't want your tummy to have to be operated on!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

I do the same thing when there's floof in the trash can here, I knock it over and try to fish out the floof! My mean parents never throw floof into the trash any more, now they wrap it up so I can't smell it and throw it into a can I can't get at *pout*

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Now, I'm trying to figure out how to get a hint to my human about Starbursts without her thinking I'll dig them out of the trash can. Mmmm...

They sound like the purrfect sniffable candy wrapper :)

Tom xx

ellie said...

It's a good thing our two legged friends sometimes forget about our feline intelligence! Extra nom nom wrapper snacks :D

Sparkle said...

My human throws all the tasty stuff into the trashcan with the lid. Can you say "spoilsport?"

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh, paper is SO tasty! And the waxy kind is incredibly delishus.

Yr Ornj Paper-Eating Pal, Felix

The Island Cats said...

Oh those candy wrappers are the best! I'm a candy wrapper freak myself!!


Mandu said...

Oh, my!
I try to only climb in paper bags.
P.S. Try not to eat any Christmas tinsel. That stuff hangs out both ends. (Ask me how I know?!?)

Jo's World said...

Hi Tober:

I am shocked that you eat paper and candy wrappers. Don't your library assistants feed you enough good food?

I would never eat such stuff, I have enough upsets with furballs!

Your pal,

Ziva Zopha (aka Zkhat)