Forgiven

Today I have Forgiven the People-Counter Census Taker Mr. David. (I have left his last name off to protect his Identity from people and Cats who may still be Upset with him for putting me out.)

Why do I forgive Mr. David for his terrible offense against Librarycatdomhood?

Firstly, he was just trying to be nice and "reunite" me with my Enemy Oreo. This means he had honorable, if severely misguided, intentions.

Secondly, he was obviously unaware of my Bosshood of Thorntown Public Library. (I know, this one is a little far-fetched, but why else would he cast me out of the Library?)

Thirdly, he proved his Sorryness by bringing me a bribe an apology:


Fourthly, Whiskas Temptations are some of my Most Favorite treats in the whole wide world! *nom nom nom*

So Mr. David, you are officially Forgiven. You will probably sleep lots better and have happier dreams.

Headbutts and stinky treat-breath,

Tober