I don't really understand why I need a lot of Nicknames. My name is Tober. It isn't that long or complicated to say. But for some reason, my staff insist on calling me a lot of OTHER names. Some of them are nice names, like Big Man, Little Sweet Boy, Handsome, or Buddy.
Some are a bit insulting, like Fatso, Stink, and Booger.
And one Nickname that I haven't quite figured out: Smeet. This was condensed from a longer version: Smeet-Face Cat.
I've also been called an Itty Bitty Bosslet, and a Handsome Red-Head, and Tobey, and Kitty Kitty, and Doodle.
Do any of you have weird Nicknames that your people insist on calling you? Why do they do this?
Confusedly yours,
Tober
