Catching up!

Well, hello Internets!  It's been almost a month since my last post.  Wow, that sounded like the beginning of a confession.  Today AAB Kathy got onto AB "Blog Helper" (I put it in quotes, mostly 'cause it's a lie) about being such a slacker.  So here we are, with a Catch-Up post!

Firstly, today was Hoodie Hoo Day.  Those of you who have been reading my Adventures for a long time know all about Hoodie Hoo Day, which is on February 20 each year (in the northern hemisphere).  It involves a lot of shivering, shouting, and arm-flapping, and ends with ice cream and pink lemonade.  At noon sharp, everyone (except me) in the whole library goes Outside to yell "Hoodie Hoo" and chase away Winter.  Here's what it looks and sounds like:

Warning:  NOT for the Faint-Hearted!

I would like to go ahead and apologize to the Northern Hemisphere if Winter does not end this year.  AAB Kathy sneaked back behind AAB Britta for the Hoodie Hoo Day festivities!  AAB Rotten Ritchie even tried to fish her out, to no avail!  (She claims she was flapping her arms and Hooting along with everyone, but I can't see any evidence of it.)  If Winter doesn't end, you can send all of your snowballs and icicles to AAB Kathy at Thorntown Public Library.  We will forward them to her home address, where she will be forced to live in an Igloo until (at least) May.

AB Christine managed to take a few pictures of me over the last month.  Here's one that she calls "Two Cuties."

Only one "Cutie" in this picture!

Apparently that little orange-like produce is a "Cutie."  AB Christine loves to eat them.  I think they're great for knocking onto the floor.  I don't understand why I have to share picture-space with something that is obviously not as Cute as I am!

Here is a picture of me on a clean desk.  AB Christine spent an afternoon cleaning off her desk and filing papers Away.  ("Away" means she will never be able to find them again, especially if they are Important papers that she needs.)  She was all proud of herself since it has been an absolute mess since she moved in at the beginning of the year.

That lasted for about one-and-a-half days.  Now it's a total wreck again.  But at least we got a picture!

Lastly, I will leave you with a picture of me.  Right before this picture was taken, I was using my Powers of Bossiness to get AB "Blog Helper" to become a better Blog Helper.  I was also Bossing her to help me visit some of your wonderful Blogs over the week-end, since I miss you all so much!

Unfortunately, AB left the FLASH on, so instead you get to see a picture of me squinting.

Oh well.

Happy Hoodie Hoo Day!

Tober

Home, Home on the Range. . .

Thanks, everybody, for the information about Internet Explorer being all goofy now.  AB Christine is using Chrome.  She has had it on her computer for a long time, but some programs like Chrome and some programs don't.  Just like Blogger doesn't always like Internet Explorer.  And how Firefox acts like a doofus sometimes.  So she using Chrome, which is New Thing for her.  Wish me luck, seriously.  Geez.

A little over a week ago we had a drum-roll big time event when we thought Christine's new desk name plate arrived.  (For the last few weeks everybody had been calling her "Hey you" or "Who's that person in Karen's office?")  So we all gathered around for the Opening of the Name Plate.

Here it is, in all its glory:

Who's the Boss?

Bahahahaha!  Yep.  AB Christine slunk back to her office, all dejected-like, and resumed whatever it is she does in there all day (not giving me enough treats is one of those things).

So I had her fix things, since a name-plate without a name looks pretty stupid.

I'M the Boss!

The other exciting news from over a week ago is that the library is now home to two (2) meese mooses caribou.  Yes, CARIBOU.  Do NOT let AAB Karen hear you call them moose!  The are pretty Spiffy, all carved and painted by one of our local woodworkers, Mr. Craig "Peaches" White.  Right now they are living in the Guinn room upstairs in the library.  For a while they were guarding the Tax Forms, but we didn't want folks to be too intimidated to pay their taxes.  They could get in Big Trouble.

These are NOT Mooses.

Me, I am just busy Bossing, as always.

AAB Karen learned that I love her chair most, and rejoiced.

I hope everyone has wonderful weekends!  We have a heat-wave (50+ degrees!) and rain to look forward to.  Very happy to be an Indoor-Only Library Boss Cat with lots of servants, I mean, employees waiting on my every need.

Purrs from meese me to you,

Tober

Blogger Behaving Badly

This blog post is brought to you by Blogger Acting Dumb.  AB Christine (aka "The Resolution Breaker") was FINALLY helping me to write a post about the goings on here, including her laziness when it comes to photography & Blog Helping, the new Mooses Meese Caribou we have on display, a Snowperson-building Winter Reading Challenge, and other exciting things.

 

But Blogger won't let us post new pictures that we have saved on the computer!  So here's an oldie but a goodie.  I'm feeling about as bent out of shape as I look in the picture, FYI.



 

Wake me when I can upload pictures again, okay?

Exasperated headbutts,

Tober

Opening Act!

Merry Late, Late Christmas and Happy Late, Late New Year, everybody!

It has been so long since my last post that AB Blog Helper almost FORGOT my Blogger password!  Can you believe it?

I have three (3) pieces of exciting news today!

#3:  I am resolving, once again, to blog once a week during the new year.  We'll see if I can manage this time around!  (I will also try to be a better Blogging Friend by keeping up with everyone better!)

#2:  Did you catch the change in my second sentence?  AAB Blog Helper is now my AB Blog Helper!  This change will ensure the confusement of everyone reading the blog!  Mommy Karen, who was AB, is now an AAB!  She decided that, after 18 years of Directoring, she's going to be a Librarian again!  (She's really been both those things, and more, the whole time.)  She's going to work really hard at things like working only 40 hours per week and Not Bossing and taking whole days off.  She also going to spend more time working with the public and less time ordering toilet paper.

AAB Karen (and the Library Bored) decided that Christine could become AB.  They thought she would be good at ordering toilet paper and making rules and being hard to find when she has a phone call.  So now my Karen and my Christine and my Britta have all shifted around their respective carts full of junk, but they HAVE maintained the placement of treats.  AAB Karen is now in charge of stinky fish and AAB Britta is in charge of Gum Wrapper Monday.  I think that leaves AB Christine in charge of my V-E-T bills--no wonder Karen was excited about moving out!

My most exciting news, though:

#1:  I am the Funny Farmer Felines' opening act of 2013!

I hope you visit Mousebreath and read my interview!  I'm sure you'll find it quite enlightening--the FFF did a great job of asking interesting questions!  The interview was a lot of fun, and I'm honored to be the opening act of an exciting New Year.  Thanks for featuring me, FFF!

Now, it really isn't a proper blog post without a picture of me, so here you go:

Looking at Laila & Minchie's Christmas card.  BEFORE Christmas.  Like, last year, ya know?

Looking handsome and Bossly.  Notice the CHRISTMAS wreath in the background.

These photos were intended for my Christmas Post.  You know, the one that didn't happen?  Yep, that one.

Wish me better luck with my blogging in 2013!

Happy Headbutts and Merry Nose-touches,

Tober

Nope.

For the longest time my humans have been putting that awful Frontline stuff on me once a month like clockwork. 

Friends, that is terrible stuff!  I think I might be Allergic to it!  When I first became a Boss Cat, it didn't bother me much, but this last month it made my furs fall out, and I got all itchy so I scratched at it and made a Great Red Spot (like Jupiter's, but just a little smaller) and AB Karen said "Oh dear" and now I have something called Comfortis.  Which implies "comfort"--right?  Well.

Comfortis is a pill.  I don't do pills. 

It's a chewable pill, but it smells like yuck.  AB Karen smushed one and covered it with gravy, to which I replied, "Nope."

Then she put a whole one in a handful of treats.  I ate all of the treats, but to the pill I said "Nope."

AAB Christine got the bright idea to bring in Pill Pockets. 

See that ginormous pill?  It's bigger than the pocket!!!

She even brought in two flavors, thinking she could entice me with Salmon flavored treats.  Unfortunately (for her, the Traitor), I don't like soft treats one bit.  They get stuck in my teeths.  So I said "Nope" to that idea, too.

Now I hear whispering between AABs Christine and Britta Re: "Pilling the Cat."

Nope!

Allow me to refer you to a blog post from December 6, 2008:

We did get one thing straight: The library staff will never, ever give me pills.

Hmmmm.  Apparently I work with a lot of Liar-Liar-Pants-On-Fires.  Or at least three (3) of them.

I have a bad feeling about how this afternoon is going to go.  I'm alert and prepared for battle.

I dare you.

Wish me luck,

Tober

PS My V-E-T appointment last month was just my yearly check-up.  I have clean ears, bright eyes, and nice teeths.  I am alert and responsive.

There was talk about my *ahem* slightly-more-masculine-than-last-year weight.  I have gained one (1) pound.  I tried telling Dr. Jon it was All Muscle, but he said maybe I should have fewer treats. 

The good thing is that I have thirteen (13!!!) people to treat me, and sometimes there are miscommunications. . .